pfft...

I reckon men are open to subconscious suggestion.

I went to urinate earlier today(in a toilet bowl) and noticed that, well,I just couldn't 'go'. This may have been because I was having a conversation about the price of chicken fillets with my house mate, who was standing just over 3ft away. Upon noticing my golden traffic jam, I turned my attention to the sink, and more importantly, it's fossets(bit of americanism for us europeans) I turned one, it was at this point that a miracle happened. My yellow unmentionable gushed forth in a mighty downpour greater than anything the Met office could have predicted.

So, using this minor study on the male cerebral pattern, I wondered, could I be manipulated into, let's say, bed?

Could a women, using all her cunning and feline tact, lure me into a state of undress. A state where I am not nearly as comfortable as when I'm in semi-undress, aka, wearing a toga.

I thought it over for a moment. It would have to start by conversation(knowing that women are physically inferior to most men (of any respectable stature)

Bah,they're drunk women are here, they're drunk. Drunk women are without the power of normal conversation but retain the power of speech. A deadly combination. haha I'm a genius!