I know jack shit about pants...

I have a lot of time and my hands, (sometimes I have a lot of period blood on my hands but she didn't know me very well and it was embarrassing for both of us) and as with all social welfare reapers, or "The Living Dead" as we like to be called, I find small but entertaining adventures to fill my day with joy. Today I found myself on www.amazon.com, and after taking a peek at the average price of notebook of medium spec I thought I'd look at the womens panty section. After all, I had just polished off my afternoon green tea and was feeling a lust for lingerie that only an ann summers enthusiast can relate to. After glancing over some rather impressive looking corsets and suspenders, I noticed something rather queer at the foot of the page.....

For those of you not familiar with Amazons layout, they cross check the item your currently viewing with other possible items of interest. They further assist us by listing other items bought by the cock chuggers who purchased whatever it is your currently viewing. Listed along with a serious pair of high cut suspenders with netted links between each fastener was this tragic piece of clothing.

What the fuck is an FBI agent doing wrapped in smufet's fanny flaps?